Trader Joe's Pumpkins Sugar Cookie Dough

These are pretty commonplace sugar cookies in most regards. The pumpkins are cute, but they're just there for decoration. No pumpkin or pumpkin spices here. And honestly, the pumpkins aren't even all that distinct once you bake the cookies. They're like a faded shade of orange on a golden-brown background.

Flavor-wise, there's nothing wrong with these cookies. They taste like every other sugar cookie I've ever had. Particularly when they're fresh out of the oven, they're pretty scrumptious, both taste and texture-wise. They're nice and soft, warm, and the sweetness just melts in your mouth.

Unfortunately, after an hour or so, these cookies lose almost all of their charm. They get oddly hard and crunchy. They still taste fine, thankfully, but they're not the type of snack or dessert that I'm craving with any regularity. If you have a big family, it wouldn't be any problem at all to finish them within a few minutes. If you're just an individual or a couple, you might struggle to finish the dozen.

Check out the video review embedded below to see me (Nathan) refer to myself as a "culinary idiot," use a tape measure to space the cookies exactly three inches apart, and find out what the only class I ever flunked in school was. Madcap antics ensue when Sonia accidentally hits the time lapse button to record most of the video. It's five minutes of fun you don't want to miss.

$3.99 for 12 sugar cookies, each one about 2.5 inches in diameter, found in the refrigerated section. Kosher. Bake at 350° for 12 minutes (ours took closer to 15). 

Nothing particularly wrong with this product, but nothing particularly memorable either. Probably wouldn't buy again. Seven out of ten stars from me for Trader Joe's Pumpkins Sugar Cookie Dough. The beautiful wifey will go with seven and a half.

Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Icelandic Style Skyr Yogurt

Never had Icelandic yogurt before. "Skyr" sure sounds like an Icelandic word, though. I bet Björk eats a lot of skyr.

It's very thick. It's on par with Greek yogurt in terms of thickness. It's not an unpleasant texture by any means, but I almost want to compare it to the texture of paste. Not that I've ever eaten paste. I mean, some kids did, but I wasn't one of those kids. I was pretty weird as a kid, but not like paste-eater weird.

Sonia wanted to say the texture was slightly "gritty." I think that's primarily from the berry base, which might contain some faint whispers of raspberry seeds or something along those lines. I don't know that I'd call it gritty. It was pretty smooth to me. Thick. Tacky. But not particularly coarse.

The flavor is unusually subtle. In both cases, there's just a faint fruit flavor behind the tangy yogurt essences. It's slightly sweet—and I mean very slightly sweet. It's almost like what you'd get if you mixed plain Greek yogurt with a spoonful or two of berry flavored yogurt. Color-wise, the product is an extremely faint shade of pink, just a hair on the reddish side of plain yogurt white. Both flavors look remarkably similar.

On the plus side, calories and fat are very low. Protein, on the other hand, is very high. Each cup boasts 15 or 16 grams, about a third of your recommended daily allowance. This skyr yogurt is quite filling.

$1.19 for each 5.3 oz cup—40 cents to one dollar cheaper than leading brands of Greek yogurt in the same size container. Kosher. Found in the refrigerated yogurt and cheese section. Trader Joe's also sells a vanilla skyr flavor, but we weren't able to get our hands on that one this go around. Despite its health benefits, Sonia and I both think we'd stick to more familiar, more palatable yogurts before buying Trader Joe's Icelandic Style Raspberry and Cherry Skyr Lowfat Yogurts again. Still, we're very glad to have tried this interesting product. Seven out of ten stars from both of us.

Bottom line: 7 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Tangerine Vanilla Sparkling Water

My parents always had Perrier water on hand for some reason. It only came in glass bottles back then as far as I know. They let me try it as a youngster, and I actually loved it. It was hard to go back to traditional flat water after getting used to Perrier. I remember my old babysitter-slash-adopted grandmother Minnie used to call it "Pierre water." Bless her heart.

For years, I was a soda freak. I drank more Dr. Pepper than water as a teenager. Then I switched to diet sodas as a young adult. In my thirties, I started drinking these flavored sparkling waters in a can. I'm a pretty big fan of all the sparkling waters: Bubly, La Croix, Polar, Waterloo, you name it—and my favorite right now is Topo Chico. So good.

We've reviewed a bunch of these flavors of Trader Joe's sparkling water. See: Green Apple, Winter Sangria, and Cranberry Clementine. And of course, we looked at their old school lemon and lime mineral waters back in the day. This one's not bad, but I do have to say it's my least favorite of Trader Joe's flavors so far.

The tangerine taste isn't nearly potent enough. It's there, but it's very faint. You can taste vanilla, but it's such a strange vanilla. As much as I love vanilla flavor, it doesn't really lend itself to water. It needs a bit of creaminess or sweetness to work. Citrus flavors like tangerine make excellent additives to water, sparkling or otherwise, but this one simply doesn't have enough of it.

$3.49 for 8 cans. Kosher. Zero calories. I'd buy any of the other flavors I've tried again before this one. Still, I'm sure some folks will enjoy it just fine. Sonia and I will both go with seven out of ten on Trader Joe's Tangerine Vanilla Sparkling Water.

Bottom line: 7 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Apizza Gouda Cheese

If you do an internet search for "apizza gouda" this product is the only thing that comes up. Not sure why we're adding an "a" to the beginning of the word "pizza" because this is essentially just pizza-flavored cheese. Maybe it's there for searchability purposes? Trader Joe's offering pops up if you search for "pizza gouda," but so do many other products and recipes.

At any rate, we paid $5.85 for our wedge of cheese. It's about 13 bucks a pound. Not a bad value, considering it's imported from the Netherlands. You'd think it's Italian, right? Nope. It's Dutch. The striking color and unique name has raised more than a few eyebrows over the past month or two. I know we're not the first ones to review it, but if you read on, I'm sure you'll feel enlightened.

Tasting the cheese straight out of the plastic wrapper, I must admit I wasn't impressed. It was very tomatoey. The spices were quite potent, too. I tasted oregano, garlic, and a faint bit of vinegar. The gouda flavor didn't shine through the veggies and seasonings as much as I would have liked it to.

So we decided to experiment. The beautiful wifey made a grilled cheese sandwich first. Wow. What a difference. When placed on bread, the apizza cheese emulated the flavor of pizza. Imagine that. Nothing but a bit of butter for grilling, some nice thick slices of sourdough, and this apizza gouda, melted, made an outstanding snack. I didn't even whine about not having soup. If I eat grilled cheese, I almost always want soup. In this case, I just inhaled the sandwich with reckless abandon. What kind of soup would go with it? Your guess is as good as mine. Tomato, I suppose.

Then we tried some quesadillas. Not bad. I preferred the grilled cheese since the bread is much thicker than our tiny corn tortillas. Sonia, on the other hand, liked the quesadillas better. She is Mexican, after all.

Finally, we made some flatbread pizzas. We used Trader Joe's Whole Wheat Lavash Flatbread as the base and topped it with this cheese, canned white meat chicken, olives, spinach, and onions. Sonia added a little pesto to hers. We both agreed that one was the best of all. The apizza gouda served as both the tomato sauce and the cheese and all the flavors blended together beautifully. For pictures of the pizzas, simply click on that review of the lavash flatbread or watch the video embedded below.

It's not a great standalone cheese in my humble opinion, but there's a lot you can do with it. Sonia gives Trader Joe's Apizza Gouda eight out of ten stars. I'm torn. It's interesting enough, but it's just so weird and funky unless you heat it up and add it to something else...I'll be nice and give it seven and a half stars.

Bottom line: 7.75 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Cinnamon Buns with Cream Cheese Frosting

Last year we looked at some Danish pastries that made cardamom the star of the spice show. I wasn't particularly smitten with those, but Sonia liked them pretty well. I simply prefer good old American cinnamon buns.

And you might expect this product to be exactly that: a classic Cinnabon-esque dessert treat. However, this too is an actual product of Denmark. I'm not sure how that works. Baked fresh in Copenhagen? And then...teleported to Trader Joe's all over the USA?

This product is almost like if you split the difference between the above-mentioned Brown Sugar Cardamom Buns and your classic American cinnamon bun. I could have sworn I tasted cardamom or clove in ours, but there's nothing like that listed in the ingredients. It's just molasses, brown sugar, and cinnamon in terms of spices and sweeteners.

There's a tartness to these buns that's atypical of most cinnamon buns I've tried. It's unexpected but not entirely unwelcome. I see "citrus fiber" and "cheese culture" in the ingredients. It could be either of those elements providing the tang.

All things considered, though, these treats are sweet, bready, and indulgent. They're much better when warmed up for a spell. I was worried they'd dry out in the oven, so we nuked ours for 12 seconds the first time. They were even better when zapped for about 20 seconds. The cream cheese frosting—arguably the best part of the product—melts and dribbles all over the buns and wakes up a lot of the pastry's more subtle flavors.

As decent and unique as these baked goods are, I think both Sonia and I would opt for other fall treats before picking up this product again. I'll throw out seven out of ten stars for Trader Joe's Cinnamon Buns with Cream Cheese Frosting. The beautiful wifey will go with eight out of ten.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Pumpkin Loaf

In the tradition of other great Trader Joe's brand loaves, here we have the long-awaited, coveted pumpkin loaf. We've seen Pancake Bread, Banana Bread, and Gingerbread Loaf in very similar packages throughout the years. Without further loafing around, let's take a look at the product at hand.

It's got those typical pumpkin spices like cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, allspice, and clove. It's a nice, dense, bready treat. Our specimen was a tad dry—a full day before the "best by" date on the sticker—but certainly not to the point of inedibility.

The crystallized "spiced sugar topping" is a nice touch. It's slightly crunchy and adds some interesting texture. The rest of the loaf is much softer, but it's also very crumbly—to the point where placing a slice in a regular toaster is pretty much out of the question. A toaster oven, on the other hand, is a great option for warming.

We found heating the slices greatly helped wake up all the flavors and allowed butter and other toppings to melt into the product and help offset any dryness. Even 12-15 seconds in the microwave did the trick.

We tried the loaf topped with the recently-reviewed Apple Pie Spread, and it was absolutely delicious that way if you want something ridiculously sweet and indulgent. Plain butter or plain cream cheese worked just fine, too.

Compared to Trader Joe's Pumpkin Spice Mini Sheet Cake, Sonia and I both found this offering wanting just a tad. It can be fixed up quite nicely, but it's not as good on its own. $4.99 for the eight serving loaf, found in the baked goods section. Probably would opt for other pumpkin treats before repurchasing this one. Seven out of ten stars from me for Trader Joe's Pumpkin Loaf. The beautiful wifey will go with seven and a half.

Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Harvest Brunch Dog Treats

We had to pick up these seasonally-appropriate pet treats because, hey, Alfred and Sadie love the fall just as much as we do. I mean, they really love all the seasons. Well, maybe not winter so much. They are half chihuahua, after all.

But spring, summer, and autumn, they're quite content. And why not celebrate the flavors of the fall along with us? Here we have waffle-shaped treats featuring real turkey, apple, and pumpkin. In fact, turkey is the number one ingredient. They even flaunt spices like basil, thyme, and sage. I don't think I've ever seen dog treats that have a sophisticated spice blend like that before.

These treats are a tad bit bigger and slightly tougher to chew than some of the other treats we looked at recently, so our fur babies will dock a few points for that reason. But they love the flavor of the treats and the fun, festive art work on the packaging and the overall autumnal harvest theme of the product. We've got another resealable bag here, so the treats stay nice and fresh for many days.

$3.49 for the 4.5 oz bag. We wish TJ's would offer a fall-themed dog treat that's tiny and super soft. The Pumpkin Flavored Dog Treats were fun, but they were way too hard for our pups. The Maple Bacon Stuffies were a big step in the right direction since they were soft and chewy, but the pieces were still way too big without breaking them in half. We're waiting for something along the lines of the Peanut Butter & Vanilla Dog Treats, but with a harvest theme instead of a Christmas one. Anyway, these treats are fun and harvestacular and would be great for bigger dogs. We'll go with seven and a half out of ten paw prints on this one.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Hard Top Chocolate Shell Topping

"What sort of wizardry is this?" I thought to my young self as I marveled at the combination of firm chocolate and soft, milky ice cream sitting atop my friend's waffle cone at the local Dairy Queen. I was sitting in a booth when my compatriot returned from the counter with the hard-shell dipped ice cream confection. "Why did I get this crummy Blizzard when I could have had that?"

Since then, the novelty of the hard shell ice cream has worn off, especially since they started selling the stuff in grocery stores. And, of course, I'm not thirteen anymore. But even as an old man, I still enjoy some creamy treats topped with child-like wonder every once in a while.

So I was excited when I squeezed this bottle of Trader Joe's Hard Top onto my bowl of ice cream for the first time. Except instead of a shiny chocolate liquid emerging, a long, narrow cylinder of dull brown goo came out of the container. It didn't coat the ice cream at all. We'd kept it at room temperature and never refrigerated it. So why was it so solid?

At any rate, Sonia read that you can put the squeeze bottle in warm water to re-liquefy it. After just a few minutes, I shook the bottle and determined that it had, in fact, returned to a much more viscous state. I squeezed out another shot and voila! Our vanilla ice cream had an attractive chocolate shell atop its center scoop (see photo above).

It's a darker chocolate than most chocolate shells I've had. It's rich and tasty. It coats and then immediately solidifies. It's still fun to tap the shell and listen to the little thud and then crack it into pieces before eating it.

Both the price and the ingredients of this product are comparable to other leading brands. Here's a link to the only other do-it-yourself ice cream hard top product I've ever had: Smucker's Magic Shell, in case you're interested.

$3.29 for the 6.17 oz squeeze bottle. This isn't a product we have any use for on a regular basis, but if for some reason we needed chocolate hard shell for our ice cream again, we'd consider grabbing Trader Joe's Hard Top Chocolate Shell Topping. Seven and a half stars from Sonia. Seven out of ten stars from me.

Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Solid Light Yellowfin Tuna

I guess tuna canned in oil has more flavor and moisture than tuna canned in water, but it also has more calories and fat. It's more messy too, and when you eat as much tuna as we do, that's at least a minor consideration.

That said, if I'm going to buy tuna in oil, I prefer that it be olive oil. It's funny how every brand that packs their tuna in olive oil proudly specifies that it's "canned in olive oil" right on the packaging and in their advertising, while companies that use other oils like sunflower seed or soybean never specify what type of oil it is, but say simply, "packed in oil."

Anyhoo, this product is canned in the good old USA...with fish caught by pole and line in good old Indonesia. An interesting business model to say the least, but who am I to question Big Joe? International tuna tastes just as good as domestic tuna.

And it's your typical yellowfin here, flaunting a softer texture than albacore tuna and a slightly more pungent flavor. Fun fact: yellowfin is the only species of tuna that you'll regularly find as sushi, steaks, and canned. It's considered more versatile than its cheaper cousin skipjack but far more affordable than its fancy family member bluefin.

Would I buy Trader Joe's Solid Light Yellowfin Tuna in Olive Oil again? Sure. But I'd probably gravitate towards their Albacore Tuna by virtue of its cheaper price tag and packed-in-water status on the majority of my Trader Joe's runs.

$2.49 for the 5 oz can. Kosher. Dolphin safe. Found with the other tinned fish products. I give Trader Joe's Yellowfin Tuna seven out of ten stars. Sonia will go with seven and a half.

Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Sparkling Guava Juice Beverage

I guess we're a little late getting around to this item. It's a limited time summer seasonal offering and we're just about on the verge of the annual autumn pumpkin product parade. Oh well. Still shows currently available on traderjoes.com as of the time of the writing of this review, and there's a chance we'll see it again next year.

What's working here: the carbonation level of these beverages is always perfect. Not too bubbly, not too still. It enhances the beverage and gives it that extra level of refreshment. The fact that there are no added sugars is a huge plus. All the sweetness is coming from guava juice.

What's not working here: guava juice just isn't that potent or sweet. It's a subtle flavor. For some of you, I'm sure that's a good thing. For me, I think I prefer sweeter juices like strawberry or honeycrisp apple. See Trader Joe's Sparkling Strawberry Juice Beverage and Trader Joe's Sparkling Honeycrisp Apple Juice Beverage, the latter of which I hope is coming back with the onslaught of fall stuff in just a week or so. Those two really blew my socks off. They were delicious.

That's not to say this one isn't tasty. It's just not my cup of tea. The taste is just a shade sweeter than those cans of flavored sparkling water. It's not very robust at all.

Would I turn you down if you handed me a cold can of Sparkling Guava Juice Beverage after mowing the lawn on a hot, humid day? Heck no. Would I choose another flavor if given the choice? Probably.

$3.99 for four 8.45 fl oz cans. Product of Vietnam. Probably would buy one of those two above-mentioned flavors or something brand new before purchasing this one again. Not hating. Just not my personal fave. Six and out of ten stars from me for Trader Joe's Sparkling Guava Juice Beverage. Sonia will go with seven and a half out of ten.

Nathan's score: 6 out of 10.

Sonia's score: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Uncured Turkey Bacon

The texture of this turkey bacon is the star of the show here. It might be the best textured bacon I've ever had. It's "meatier" than your typical turkey bacon, it's thick, and it's decidedly not greasy.

You can still get the bacon nice and crispy if that's the way you like it. I don't like my bacon super charred or overly crispy. I like it just a tad chewy and somewhat soft. This product is perfect for that.

I wish I could be just as positive about the taste. Unfortunately, it's a little on the bland side. I've had turkey bacon that's delicious and succulent, but this one is lacking in that department by my reckoning. Sonia agrees, though she's not as displeased as I am. There's very little in the way of "hardwood smoked" flavor, too.

We're fans of Jennie-O turkey bacon. That brand uses white and dark meat in their product, while this one only uses turkey thighs. I'm on record more than once stating that I greatly prefer white meat poultry over dark meat, so that could be at least part of the problem.

Still, if you're making an egg sandwich or a BLT or something along those lines, you've got cheese or mayo and multiple other ingredients picking up the slack that might be left by not-so-flavorful turkey bacon, and there's nothing offensive about the taste either, so we won't shaft it too badly in the score department. Plus, it's got that amazing texture...

$3.99 for eight slices of bacon. Would buy again. We'll go with seven and a half out of ten in the end.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Sparkling Tea & Lemonade and Trader Joe's Sparkling Matcha Lemonade

Some of you youngsters may be unaware, but there was a famous golfer in the 1960s named Arnold Palmer that popularized mixing iced tea and lemonade. At some point, they just started calling the mixture by his name and even folks like me who never watched golf and are way too young to remember him in his heyday would occasionally order "an Arnold Palmer" at restaurants and such. Folks that grew up in the 80s and 90s might remember him from ESPN and Pennzoil commercials. He was still a household name even if you didn't pay much attention to golf. But yeah. Lemonade and iced tea = Arnold Palmer.

I mean, it is an outstanding combo. Now matcha and lemonade? That seems a little weird to me, but hey, I'm game for a sip or two. I'll try just about anything once. Sonia is a little more into matcha and green tea than I am, and she thinks matcha lemonade sounds pretty enticing.

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Shockingly, the beautiful wifey likes the black tea and lemonade combo a little more than she likes the matcha tea and lemonade combo. I like them both about the same, to be honest. Neither are particularly syrupy or sugary. I mean, they're a tad sweet, but they're also a tad tart and tea-ish. The carbonation is a nice addition. That's one thing a traditional Arnold Palmer never had: fizz. I always enjoy fizz.

Refreshing? Yes. A bit of caffeine in the tea part of the beverage? I would think so. Excessive sugar? Nope. Just 80 calories per 12 oz can.

I think I like sparkling juice beverages better than these tea and lemonade dealies in the end. Sonia thinks they have their place. She'd consider a repurchase, particularly of Trader Joe's Sparkling Tea & Lemonade.

$1.99 for each individual can. Not sure if they sell a 4-pack or not. Trader Joe's Sparkling Matcha Lemonade is showing "not available" on traderjoes.com as of the time of writing this post, but its counterpart is alive and well. I'll go with seven stars a piece for both tea and lemonade beverages. Sonia will throw out seven and a half stars for the matcha drink and an even eight for the black tea version. Our scores are still close enough that we'll just average out the points.

Bottom line: Trader Joe's Sparkling Matcha Lemonade: 7.25 out of 10.

Bottom line: Trader Joe's Sparkling Tea & Lemonade: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Strawberry Fields Gummy Candy

Well, the title of this product is clearly a reference to the famous Beatles song. Strawberry fields forever, indeed. Do these gummy candies taste like a field of strawberries? Sorta.

You get a nice whiff of sweet strawberry upon tearing open the plastic bag. It's not overwhelming, but it is distinctly strawberry-ish. You'll note that the ingredients list makes no mention of "strawberries" or "strawberry puree" or anything like that. The closest we'll get is "natural flavors." Shoot. That could be just about anything. I think they need to pass a law that forces companies to list said "natural flavors." I mean bugs could be considered "natural flavors," right? I'm not saying that's what they used here, but I mean...who really knows?

Flavor-wise, they're similar to the way they smell. They taste like a sugary strawberry candy. Both Sonia and I want them to taste more like actual strawberry. I guess we wanted something that was made with strawberry puree or something like that. I mean, the Strawberry Doodle Cookies had strawberry puree in them, and we loved those...

There are two distinct shapes/sizes of the candy. They both taste more or less the same, but I feel like the larger pieces are a tad softer and squishier than their tiny counterparts. The texture on these candies is well above par, particularly those big strawberries.

Sonia is always pining for good sour candy. She wishes there were a truly sour version of these gummies. I mean, there is a faint tartness in them in the same way real strawberries can be somewhat tart, but by and large, these are simply sweet and sugary.

$2.29 for the non-resealable 7.05 oz bag. Product of France. Summer seasonal product. They're not bad, but we probably wouldn't buy again if they come back next year. Seven out of ten stars from both Sonia and me for Trader Joe's Strawberry Fields Gummy Candy.

Bottom line: 7 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Brioche Style Liège Waffles

These waffles are individually wrapped in cellophane. I didn't see that coming. I figured they'd all be sitting in a plastic tray. They're fairly soft and moist and I guess the individual wrapping is meant to keep them that way.

You can eat them straight from the wrapper in the manner of a cookie, or you can remove them from their packaging, toss them into the toaster, add a bit of syrup or what have you, and eat them like miniature waffles. We've tried them both ways and both are pretty tasty. 

Of course the convenience factor is a little higher when you're just snacking on them out of the little baggie, but the indulgence factor is higher when you heat them and add some fixins. We're eager to try them with some vanilla ice cream on top.

They're a tad sticky. I guess it's the "pearl sugar" on them. They're also a bit oily and buttery, too, even before adding any toppings—they do indeed contain both egg and butter. They're nice and sweet, dense and slightly chewy.

The waffles are shelf stable for a couple months. They do come with a "best by" sticker despite being individually wrapped. They'd probably just get a little stale if you let them hang around too long, but for most of you, that won't be a problem.

$3.99 for six waffles, imported from Belgium. Pretty good value. Would probably buy again. Sonia will go with eight out of ten stars for Trader Joe's Brioche Style Liège Waffles with Pearl Sugar. I'll throw out seven and a half stars.

Bottom line: 7.75 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Roasted Tomato Labneh Dip

Do they call it "labneh" because it's grown in a lab? There's quite a list of live active cultures there on the ingredients. My favorite is "streptococcus." But no worries. It's streptococcus thermophilus, which is a probiotic that's "generally recognized as safe," according to Gemini. Phew. I thought I was going to get a sore throat from eating this...

Despite our fondness for Mediterranean cuisine, neither Sonia nor I had ever tried labneh before, so we can't really speak to the authenticity of this particular offering. It's a thick dairy product popular in the food cultures of North Africa and the Middle East. It's not a far cry from Greek yogurt or sour cream in terms of taste and texture, and it's often mixed with olive oil and spices.

This particular specimen has sunflower and canola oils (boo) mixed in, along with a delightful blend of seasonings. In terms of overall flavor, Sonia and I taste the yogurt flavor the most, followed by roasted tomato, then dill and garlic. There are faint whispers of vinegar and mint, as well. It's tangy, creamy, and herbaceous—and it mixes well with pretty much any Middle Eastern dish. Falafel, chicken shawarma, kebabs, fish, or pita and hummus would all work remarkably well with Trader Joe's Labneh.

I was perfectly fine snacking on this labneh with little pita bites or crackers, although it shines even more when served as a topping for one of the entrees named above. It's surprisingly thick. Both dippable and spreadable, it's a versatile condiment that we're eager to experiment with. I'm anxious to try other versions from local Mediterranean restaurants.

$3.49 for the 8.5 oz tub, found in the refrigerated section. Would possibly buy again. Eight out of ten stars from me for Trader Joe's Roasted Tomato Labneh Dip. Seven out of ten stars from Sonia.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Rolled Oats & Chocolate Chips Fiberful Granola Bars

Let's face it: granola bars are boring. Ones that advertise how much fiber content they have are even more boring. Sure, there's always some mention of peanut butter or chocolate or honey or something else to make them sound moderately exciting, but in the end, they're rarely memorable or tasty enough that they can truly compete with a full-fledged candy bar.

That said, Trader Joe's granola bars are rarely awful. We've seen our fair share over the past decade and a half on this blog—in the ballpark of a few dozen different varieties, at a quick glance. Just off the top of my head, one of the few truly notable selections would be the ABC Bars. I'm pretty sure they're still available. We've definitely purchased those more than once. We're on the hunt for another product along those lines: something healthy, hearty, convenient, and tasty enough that it'll keep you from reaching for anything more indulgent or diet-derailing.

Trader Joe's Rolled Oats & Chocolate Chips Fiberful Granola Bars are not only filling, but they taste surprisingly good, too. They're dense, chewy, and rather than tasting like cardboard with a few chocolate pieces tossed in as an afterthought, they're more like chocolate bars with just a faint grittiness to them that attests to their fiber content. Apparently, they were recently reformulated by the supplier and are now smaller than their predecessors and have a slightly different taste. Many say they prefer the old flavor, others say they enjoy the new version more. I couldn't tell you because I never tried the old formula.

There's plenty of oats in the mix. If you're not a fan of oats, you might wanna sit this one out. But really, as far as fiber-rich snacks go, these are quite palatable. Boasting nearly a third of your daily fiber intake in each bar, they're just as filling as you'd expect them to be. These are ideal as a mid-day pick-me-up type snack.

$2.99 for five bars. Kosher. Would buy again. Seven and a half stars a piece from Sonia and me for Trader Joe's Fiberful Granola Bars, Rolled Oats and Chocolate Chip flavor. Let us know if you tried the old formula and how you like this one in comparison.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Chinola Passion Fruit Liqueur

Neither Sonia nor I are super fond of heavy, syrupy liqueurs like this one by themselves, but as mixers, they can be interesting. Like the bottle suggests, this beverage is bursting with the flavor of passion fruit. It's very sweet and slightly tart, fairly thick yet velvety smooth and devoid of actual fruit pieces like your typical fruit nectar.

And let me tell ya', those Dominicans love their fruit nectars. I had a chance to visit the country on a mission trip in the early 2000s. We helped a little fishing village on the southern coast build a cinder block church on a concrete foundation. I sweated out what must have been about half my body weight each and every day down there. In addition to chugging obscene amounts of bottled water, I sampled these little white boxes full of fruit nectars including peach, pear, pineapple, and yes, even passion fruit. Somehow they were much more delicious than the fruit juices we typically find here in the US.

It wasn't particularly en vogue for the Christian missionaries to slip out of the bunkhouse to sample the local liquors, but if I'd been so bold, I might have discovered a Dominican rum or two back then. Chinola wasn't even founded until 2014, so I still would have missed out on the joy of passion fruit liqueur.

It's not bad on the rocks, but it's still quite syrupy sweet and thick. Mixed with a bit of rum and banana liqueur, it makes a delightful cocktail. It blends quite well with gin, as well. Sonia even enjoyed it mixed with actual banana and yogurt as a slightly spiked smoothie.

$25.99 for the 750 mL bottle. 21% alcohol by volume. Product of the Dominican Republic. Sold at Trader Joe's but not exclusively at Trader Joe's. Might buy again for a specific drink recipe. Sonia and I will go with seven and a half out of ten stars for Chinola Passion Fruit Liqueur.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.