During our initial taste test, Sonia likened Trader Joe's Coconut Cashew Candy Clusters to the Girl Scout classic: Samoas. I guess it's a fairly obvious comparison. Both have coconut, caramel, and chocolate. The most obvious differences are that these have cashew nuts like another recently-reviewed candy offering from TJ's and these come in a "cluster" format rather than neat, uniform circular cookies.
It's been a hot minute since I've had a box of Girl Scout Cookies, but I'd say these are significantly sweeter than Samoas. Honestly, they're a little too sweet for me. I'm glad Trader Joe's went with milk chocolate rather than dark chocolate for once, but the presence of several different types of sugar and caramel pushes these happy morsels way past the mark in my opinion. I mean, the nuts themselves are "coconut cashews" that already contain cane sugar. It's sugar on sugar on sugar with a whisper of nuttiness.
Also, Samoas have an actual cookie element that adds structural stability. These candies are much gooier. There is a slight crunchy element in the mix which I assume is the coconut cashews. It almost feels and tastes like little pieces of toffee, but I don't see mention of toffee in the ingredients. Not my favorite texture in the world, either.
Still, most folks will find these palatable if not downright delicious. I would have gone absolutely mad for these in my younger years. These days, I'm looking for something a little more balanced, a little more restrained. I would have liked significantly more coconut flavor and cashew flavor. Furthermore, this summer heat makes candy like this a sticky mess. The chocolate and caramel melt instantly upon contact with fingers and hands. Makes me want to put on latex gloves before reaching into the bag.
But even grumpy old men can appreciate super sweet chocolatey candy once in a while. As long as I only eat one or two pieces at a time and wash them down with a swig of milk, I'll easily put a dent in the bag. With a little help from the beautiful wifey, we'll polish off the 6.3 oz package in a few days. Thankfully, it's resealable so we don't have to eat the whole thing at once.
$4.99 for the five serving bag. Kosher. Probably wouldn't buy this one again, personally, but there are plenty of people out there who rave about it. Sonia gives Trader Joe's Coconut Cashew Candy Clusters seven and a half stars. Once again, I'll go with seven out of ten.
Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.
Remember Pogs? That fad became popular when I was a teenager, so I was never really into it myself, but I remember seeing the youngsters playing the game in the 90s. "Who would want to collect milk caps?" I'd ask my teenage buddies. "Kids these days are lame." We had much cooler things to do like hacky sacking and butchering covers of STP and Bush with our cheap guitars and cracking voices.
Apparently the game was originally played with caps from a passionfruit, orange, and guava juice blend. Yep, that's actually where the name "Pogs" comes from. And this juice blend has been referred to as POG since the 1970s in Hawaii. While I've had each of these juices individually, I think this is the first time I've actually had POG.
I can totally see what all the fuss is about. This is an outstanding combo of juices. Passionfruit juice is nice and tart. Orange juice lends that bright, familiar citrus sweetness. Guava juice is tangy, sweet, and tropical, and it adds a bit of thickness. The whole thing together tastes exotic and refreshing—much more exciting than any single juice by itself.
Folks make POG lemonade with this stuff. Just add regular lemonade for a virgin cocktail or mix POG, your favorite lemonade, and one or two shots of vodka or soju for a tasty alcoholic version. I'm sure you could skip the lemonade and just mix the POG directly with your spirit of choice.
I think this stuff tastes and feels better on the rocks. It's so thick by itself, a bit of ice helps keep it super cold and also as it melts, it thins the juice just a tad. Straight from the can is perfectly viable, but it gets warm quite quickly and it's nearly nectar-esque in terms of density. Sonia and I both like it better with a bunch of ice. We think a version that comes pre-mixed with sparkling water would be worth a try.
$4.49 for four 8.45 oz cans. Product of Vietnam. Perfect summer beverage. Sonia likes this blend a tad more than Trader Joe's Organic Guava Nectar, while I'd lean toward the nectar just by a hair. I really like that guava and white grape juice combination. POG is a very close second. Eight out of ten stars from me on Trader Joe's Passion Fruit Orange Guava 100% Juice Blend. The beautiful wifey will raise me by half a star.
Bottom line: 8.25 out of 10.
